Friday, November 16, 2007

Pee pee diaper


Sometimes before bed Shane and I like to tease each other and goof off.It is so much fun.......usually.Well last night we had just gotten into bed and we started goofing off by throwing a rolled up pee pee diaper.I threw it at him and he threw it at me...it was funny until.......I decided to unwrap it and throw it.The top of the diaper broke. It was slow motion, silent and then there were pee crystals all over Shanes head and mouth like it had dumped yellow snow and he had just gotten out of the shower.(ewww sick.I never saw how bad it was until I turned on the lights.)Here is the part where I look like a total shmuck.I could not stop laughing.I probly laughed for about ten minutes straight.I laughed even when my totally laid back,mostly sweet husband was cussing me out.I laughed the whole time he was in the shower.I tried to stop but every time I did a replay in my head I would start to laugh hysterically again.Something is definately wrong with me.I am greatful that I didn't have to sleep on the couch.I really do feel bad and so I think I need to redeem myself today.I think I am gonna go and buy him a pair of new jeans.Poor Shane has to put up with me and my immaturity.Sorry Shane,that was really mean and gross and so I am punishing myself by posting this rediculous picture of myself.

16 comments:

brooke martin said...

Shelley- I'm rolling on the floor right now laughing HYSTERICALLY! Okay- that is soo something you would do b/c you have NO idea when to stop and I have about 30 stories to proove it. Can I tell them all?? Now I REALLY think you deserve that! Oh Shelley- that is the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time!!!! YOU KILL ME.

Cody, Ashley, and Rilyn said...

That is NASTY!! Poor shane!! Thats like really funny though. I'm dying over here laughing so hard!!

Kristine said...

Oh my...I needed a good laugh! That is hillarious. I hope your not sleeping on the couch tonight for posting this but it is kida too funny not to share.

Hardisons said...

I can always count on you for a good laugh, that is probably the most disgusting thing I have heard in a long time. I bet shane wanted to kill you I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for that one. Maybe you should just stick to the pillows instead of dirty diapers!! call me, we need to go christmas shopping.

Emily R said...

that is SOOO funny!!!
ok, pee diapers are DANGEROUS! i tried thowing one downstairs with my laundry... BAD IDEA! those things are explosions waiting to happen!!! oh, ya, try an old curdled sippy you find under a crib - those can explode too!!! ;)

ness said...

that is HILARIOUS. i also have a problem with laughing when i shouldn't. i would have died laughing if i did that to lee.

The Millers said...

That is SO funny!! How sad for Shane though...I would be super grossed out!

The Carpenter Family said...

Thats funny, poor Shane cause thats just yucky! At least it was just pee! :) Hope you guys have a great thanksgivng!

Becky said...

Ok, the crystal's did me in, that's when you know its a bad diaper...I'm going to puke!!

Allie & Matt said...

Matt laughed for hours when I told him this story. Then we started talking about if I had done it to him or if he did it to me. We decided for sure whoever did it would have slept on the couch all week and we probably wouldn't be speaking to each other either. How on earth did you find Shane, he puts up with all your antics and doesn't ever even yell or complain. We love you Shane!

Kevin & Melissa Williams said...

LOL, I actully think you look good in the picture. But we added you to our list! Happy Thanksgiving.

Teagan said...

HA HA HA! That is funny!... it wouldn't have been funny if it had happened to you though...hahahaha...isn't that funny how it works that way!
You guys are too funny!!

Kim A said...

Oh my gosh, I'm still laughing....I have such a great visual of what you described....the pee crystals on Scooter's face, I would die!! SO funny!

Teagan said...

That is funny we had a similar day... two great minds must think alike! I want to see these new jeans and coat... I am jealous... when ever I go there I never find anything for me... and if I do, it is way to damaged to get. oh well... you will have to take me and teach me how to do it:) I WILL save my pennies. Love you

brooke martin said...

alright- UNFORTUNATELY we had the same diaper incident this mornign with the kids playing in all of the nasty particles. BARFY!!! i thought of you...i can't believ eyou havn't updated this NASTY post!

Jamielynn said...

Shelley...you had me laughing so hard I was crying. This is totally something Johnny and I would do!!